Your printer is not safe. You are not safe. I will take your ink cartridge.
Marxy just called to ask if I had taken the ink cartridges out of his printer. I didn't, but I was really pissed that I didn't think of that and had done it. Because who would check to see if you actually had ink cartridges until the last minute when the paper was due an hour ago?
But I didn't take the ink. I don't know who did, since I just used that printer.
I did, however, piss in your Johnny Walker red.
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